Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States to celebrate and remember those who died serving in the US Armed Forces. May these brave men and women who died fighting rest in peace.
To help celebrate this very special holiday, we decided to assemble the 15 most American pictures ever taken.
1. Man with Shotgun Holding an American Flag
This chubby funnster is a true American badass and he’s ready for anything!
2. Handgun Mailbox
Haha, that thing is freakin’ huge!
3. Beer Keg Scooter
This isn’t helping that fat and lazy stereotype, but it really is pretty damn bosslike to say the least.
4. Donut Cake
Donuts arranged into a cake. Morbid obesity here we come! (LMFAO! What is the kid in the background doing?!)
5. Bacon Rifle
Is that? Wow. That is automatically delicious.
6. Fast Food Chain Tattoos
This guy must love convenient fast food, as any red-blooded American should!
7. Hulk Hogan
I am a real American!
8. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the only kid in his kindergarten class with a beard.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
9. American Steak
10. Budweiser Flag
Mass-produced, terrible beer is simply one of the things the US is known for.
11. Chopping Wood with American Flag Cape
12. ‘Merica T-Shirt
We love how they incorporated the American flag into that t-shirt. Stay classy, gurl.
13. American Sky
14. Motorcycle Chainsaw Guy
Another real American rebel. Sweet flags, bro! Who needs a helmet or protective gear, when you have a chainsaw? Not this guy. He is a boss.
Strong everything, gentlemen.
When you’re done laughing, please remember the fallen members of the United States Armed Forces and thank any current members and military veterans you may know for their service. They certainly do not get compensated adequately for the sacrifices they have to make.