Sometimes you just stop giving a damn and decide to rock the most alpha haircut ever conceived by the mind of a barber. These pictures are proof that this happens more frequently than we’ve been lead to believe by the media.
Gone Surfing
If you don’t have time to hit the beach to ride waves on your board, bring those waves to your head with this ultimate dude bro haircut.

I don’t know how else to describe this beautiful relationship between a neatly trimmed neckbeard and a nearly-bald haircut.

Mullet or Skullet?
Does it qualify as a skullet yet? I don’t know, but I do know it’s glorious.

Moses Was Here
Someone parted his hair like Moses parted the Red Sea.

When your filthy dreads turn into pigtails.

The Cap
A haircut might cost less than a baseball cap and could provide the same benefits!

If you want an epic mustache on your forehead, do this.


No idea what to even say about this one.

Get To Da Choppa
You’re fly-as-a-mofo.

Facial Hair
This gives facial hair a completely different meaning.

That’s… colorful.

Mullet Upgrade
Make your mullet even more badass. Here’s my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.